How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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