So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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