At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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