it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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