gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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