NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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