I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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