Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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