your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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