How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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