took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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