This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He passed out mid-signature
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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