I feel like abortions should bother me more
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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