All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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