I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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