Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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