My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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