She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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