Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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