i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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