Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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