oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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