i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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