I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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