this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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