BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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