I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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