Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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