I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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