You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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