Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize