If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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