Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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