She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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