Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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