Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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