Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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