You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
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home. puking in laundry basket.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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