He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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