i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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