I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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