how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I am one with the molecules
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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