you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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