shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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