Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
ttyl tear gas
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
If I die, sorry about rent.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
