i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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