question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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