dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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