I love having hate sex.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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