Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
ttyl tear gas
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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