After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I am naked and annoyed.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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