it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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