i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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