I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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