AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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