Jerry, you need to find god
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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