Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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