He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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