you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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