Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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